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Medical Inspection of Schools

PASSER-BY-"What's the fuss in the schoolyard, boy?"

THE BOY "Why, the doctor has just been around examinin' us an' one of the deficient boys is knockin' th' everlastin' stuffin's out of a perfect kid."

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