Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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"GERTRUDE ATHERTON."

The girl with the ruby lips we like, The lass with teeth of pearl, The maid with the eyes like diamonds, The cheek-like-coral girl; The girl with the alabaster brow, The lass from Emerald Isle.

All these we like, but not the jade With the sardonyx smile.

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