Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Irreverence

There were three young women of Birmingham, And I know a sad story concerning 'em:

They stuck needles and pins In the reverend shins Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em. -Gilbert K. Chesterton.

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