Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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The fact that his two pet bantam hens laid very small eggs troubled little Johnny. At last he was seized with an inspiration. Johnny's father, upon going to the fowl-run one morning, was surprised at seeing an ostrich egg tied to one of the beams, with this injunction chalked above it: "Keep your eye on this and do your best."

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