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Heroes

THE PASSER-BY-"You took a great risk in rescuing that boy; you deserve a Carnegie medal. What prompted you to do it?"

THE HERO-"He had my skates on!" -Puck.

Mr. HENPECK-"Are you the man who gave my wife a lot of impudence?"

MR. SCRAPER-"I reckon I am."

MR. HENPECK - "Shake! You're a hero."

Each man is a hero and an oracle to somebody.-Emerson.