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"Tom," said an Indiana youngster who was digging in the yard, "don't you make that hole any deeper, or you'll come to gas." "Well, what if I do? It won't hurt." "Yes, 't will too. If it spouts out, we'll be blown clear up to heaven." "Shucks, that would be fun! You an' me would be the only live ones up there." -I. C. Curtis.

See also Future life.