Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Gardening

Th' only time some fellers ever dig in th' garden is just before they go a fishin'.-Abe Martin. "I am going to start a garden," announced Mr. Subbubs. "A few months from now I won't be kicking about your prices." "No," said the grocer; "you'll be wondering how I can afford to sell vegetables so cheap."

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