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HIS SISTER-"His nose seems broken."
HIS FIANCEE-"And he's lost his front teeth."
HIS MOTHER-"But he didn't drop the ball!"-Life.
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HIS SISTER-"His nose seems broken."
HIS FIANCEE-"And he's lost his front teeth."
HIS MOTHER-"But he didn't drop the ball!"-Life.