Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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BIG MAN (with a grouch) - "Will you be so kind as to get off my feet?"

LITTLE MAN (with a bundle) - "I'll try, sir. Is it much of a walk?"

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