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Ermine
Said an envious, erudite ermine: "There's one thing I cannot determine:
When a man wears my coat, He's a person of note, While I'm but a species of vermin!"
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Said an envious, erudite ermine: "There's one thing I cannot determine:
When a man wears my coat, He's a person of note, While I'm but a species of vermin!"