Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Dressmakers

WIFE- "Wretch! Show me that letter."

HUSBAND- "What letter?"

WIFE "That one in your hand. It's from a woman, I can see by the writing, and you turned pale when you saw it." HUSBAND "Yes. Here it is. It's your dressmaker's bill."

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