Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Divorce

"When a woman marries and then divorces her husband inside of a week what would you call it?" "Taking his name in vain." -Princeton Tiger.

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