Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Disposition

One eastern railroad has a regular form for reporting accidents to animals on its right of way. Recently a track foreman had the killing of a cow to report. In answer to the question, "Disposition of carcass?" he wrote: "Kind and gentle." There was one man who had a reputation for being even tempered. He was always cross.

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