Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Curfew

A former resident of Marshall, Mo., was asking about the old town. "I understand they have a curfew law out there now," he said. "No," his informant answered, "they did have one, but they abandoned it." "What was the matter?" "Well, the bell rang at 9 o'clock, and almost everyone complained that it woke them up."

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