Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Country Life

BILTER (at servants' agency) - "Have you got a cook who will go to the country?"

MANAGER (calling out to girls in next room) - "Is there any one here who would like to spend a day in the country?"-Life. VISITOR "You have a fine road leading from the station." SUBUBS-"That's the path worn by servant-girls."

See also Commuters; Servants.

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