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Coal Dealers

In a Kansas town where two brothers are engaged in the retail coal business a revival was recently held and the elder of the brothers was converted. For weeks he tried to persuade his brother to join the church. One day he asked: "Why can't you join the church like I did?" "It's a fine thing for you to belong to the church," replied the younger brother, "If I join the church who'll weigh the coal?"

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