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TOURIST "They have just dug up the corner-stone of an ancient library in Greece, on which is inscribed '4000 B. C.'" ENGLISHMAN- "Before Carnegie, I presume."
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TOURIST "They have just dug up the corner-stone of an ancient library in Greece, on which is inscribed '4000 B. C.'" ENGLISHMAN- "Before Carnegie, I presume."