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Bonanzas

A certain Congressman had disastrous experience in goldmine speculations. One day a number of colleagues were discussing the subject of his speculation, when one of them said to this Western member: "Old chap, as an expert, give us a definition of the term, 'bonanza.' " "A 'bonanza," replied the Western man with emphasis, "is a hole in the ground owned by a champion liar!"