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There was an old man with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared!- Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren, Have all built their nests in my beard."
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There was an old man with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared!- Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren, Have all built their nests in my beard."