Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Anniversaries

MRS. JONES-"Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?"

MRS. SMITH-"No; so I remind him of it in January and June, and get two presents."

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