Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Aeronautics

A flea and a fly in a flue, Were imprisoned; now what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee." "Let us fly," said the flea, And they flew through a flaw in the flue.

The impression that men will never fly like birds seems to be aeroneous. -La Touche Hancock.

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