Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

HomeToasters And Toasts › Absent-Mindedness

Absent-Mindedness

SHE "I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."

He (absent-mindedly) -"Yes, my lamb."

← AbolitionAccidents →